249 Funniest Coffee Puns

Are you in the mood for some coffee puns to warm up your day? Jump in because we have the list of the funniest coffee jokes out there!

We coffee lovers love some good laughs. And what is better than some hilarious and cute coffee puns to lighten up your brew-tiful day? (pun intended!)

I gathered the best coffee puns and jokes for every occasion. Whether you are a barista or a coffee enthusiast with a great sense of humor, I’m sure you will enjoy them!

And when you’re done with the jokes, check out our list of amazing slang terms for coffee and learn the lingo.

Let’s begin!

Coffee Puns About Romance And Love

There’s nothing like a warm coffee pun to brew up the romantic mood! Check out these sweet and romantic coffee puns you can tell your coffee-loving partner!

1. It’s hard to espresso my feelings for you.
2. I made this coffee espresso-ly for you.
3. You’re steaming hot!
4. We were meant to bean.
5. I like you a latte.
6. What did the two coffee enthusiasts say when they got married? We’re meant to bean together!
7. You are brew-tiful.
8. We’re the perfect blend.
9. What do beans say to their Valentines? You keep me grounded.
10. I love brew.
11. You’re such a cute-tea.
12. Words cannot espresso how much you bean to me.
13. Let’s share our coffee-lings.
14. You are espresso-l to me.
15. Where have you bean all my life?
16. You’re mug-nificent!
17. Where you bean all my life?
18. I’m a fan of your brew eyes.
19. Let’s mocha love.
20. What did the coffee say to its date? Hey there, hot stuff!
21. I’ve bean thinking of you a latte.
22. It’s hard to espresso how much you bean to me.
23. I can’t take my mind off of brew. You’re brew-ti-ful.
24. Sending you a whole latte love.
25. We are cool beans.
26. We’re a perfect blend.
27. I fell in love the instant we met.
28. Your absence makes me depresso.
29. You take my brew-th away.
30. Let’s share our coffee lings with each other.

Cute Coffee Puns For Friends

On your way to drink some cups of Java with your friends? Take some of these cute coffee puns to share with your crew.

1. What’s up, brew?
2. I am frappé if I am with you.
3. I am mug-nificient.
4. Avoid discussing coffee in a sensitive company. It can make for a heated and strong debate.
5. Frappe birthday to brew.
6. You warm my heart.
7. Thanks a latte for being my friend.
8. You mocha me very happy.
9. Bottomless thanks!
10. Sorry, I’m latte.

Movies & Series Coffee Puns

If you are a movie and TV geek, I dare you to guess which movies and TV shows are behind these coffee puns!

1. Coffee, the Vampire Slayer
2. The Polar Espresso
3. There’s Something About Mocha
4. The Burr Grinder Swindler
5. Pretty Little Lattes
6. The X-Filters
7. Twin Perks
8. He’s Just Not That Into Brew
9. Cup-tain America: Civil War
10. Justice League: The New Doppio
11. That Thing You Brew
12. Friday Night Lattes

Book Coffee Puns

Bookworms will for sure recognize which books I’m talking about. How about you?

1. The Count of Macchiato
2. Brave Brew World
3. The Lord of the Beans
4. Moby Drip
5. The Brothers Caramel Mocha
6. For Whom the Bean Tolls
7. David Coffeefield

Music Coffee Puns

These hilarious coffee puns are like music to my ears!

1. Shawn Blend-es
2. Lady Java
3. Ariana Ground-e
4. I like big mugs, and I cannot lie
5. Red Hot Coffee Peppers
6. AC/Decaf
7. Smashing Pumpkin Spice Lattes
8. Taylor Sweet
9. Fleetwood Macchiato
10. Chris-bean-a Aguilera
11. “Why you gotta be so brewed!”
12. “Wake me up before you cocoa!”
13. Rage Against the Espresso Machine
14. Latte Be

Everyday Coffee Puns

Every day is another opportunity for some coffee puns roasting.

1. My favorite exercise is the French press.
2. I’ll give it my best shot.
3. Don’t worry, be frappe.
4. That’s doppio!
5. Better latte than never.
6. I’ve had bean-ough.
7. Where have you bean?
8. You’re under a-roast.
9. Rise and grind.
10. It’s bean a great day.
11. Who’s coffee-ng?
12. I whip my cream back and forth.
13. Just brew it.
14. No matter how successful you become, stay grounded.
15. To bean or not to bean?
16. A sad espresso is a depresso.
17. Affogato go to the post office this morning.
18. That was brew-tal.
19. Alright, kettle down.
20. I have a latte to do today.

Funny Coffee Puns

Puns are great ice breakers! These are my favorite funny coffee puns for every occasion.

1. Coffee puns: A daily grind
2. Mocha my day
3. A latte to handle
4. Brew-ti-ful beans
5. Brew-tiful mornings
6. Iced to meet you
7. Iced coffee and cool puns
8. Brew-tiful minds
9. Espresso yourself!
10. Bean there, brewed that
11. Affogato ’bout it
12. Brew-mance
13. Brew can do it
14. A cold brew-tiful day
15. Puns and percolation
16. Life is brew-tiful
17. Espresso-ing my gratitude
18. Bean you a long time
19. Full of beans and puns
20. Brew-ban
21. A cup of pun-derful
22. Coffee and puns: A perfect blend
23. Brew-tally honest
24. Time to espresso our feelings
25. Iced coffee puns? Just brew it
26. Mocha-chino me crazy
27. Grounds for a good time
28. Barista by day, coffee pun-isher by night.
29. Espresso-tially funny
30. The daily grind
31. Caffè-lisimo
32. Brew-banter
33. Brew-miscal notes
34. Bean you a long time
35. Decaf-not a chance
36. Brew-mance
37. A latte fun
38. Brew-sical chairs
39. Brew-believe in yourself
40. A whole latte puns
41. Froth-tastic
42. Iced, iced coffee
43. Puns and caffeine-ation
44. Brew-best friends
45. No sleep ’til frothy
46. The coffee-nd zone
47. Cappucci-yes, please
48. Life happens, coffee helps
49. Coffee puns: Brewed to perfection
50. Iced to know you
51. Baristas make the world a brew-tter place.
52. Where have you bean all my life?
53. Grounds for celebration
54. Caffeine fiend
55. A whole latte love
56. A coffee a day keeps the puns at bay
57. Decaf-funny
58. Java good laugh
59. Brew-lieve in yourself
60. My cup runneth over with puns
61. Brew-sical notes
62. A latte to handle
63. Bean thinking of you
64. Puns and caffeine-ation
65. Brew-tiful minds
66. Brew-sical notes
67. Froth-tastic
68. Mocha room for laughter
69. A coffee a day keeps the puns at bay
70. Brew-tea and the beast
71. Coffee puns? Brew bet!
72. Baristas know how to espresso their skills.
73. Puns and caffeine-ation
74. Baristas: Steaming up the coffee scene.
75. Barista by day, coffee pun-isher by night.
76. Espresso-ing my love for coffee
77. Grounds for a good time
78. Bean you a long time
79. A latte to talk about
80. My cup runneth over with puns
81. Hit me with your best shot
82. Full of beans and puns
83. Caffeine and keen wit
84. Brew ha ha
85. Decaf-funny
86. Affogato what I was saying
87. The coffee puns never bean better
88. Baristas make the world a brew-tter place.
89. Baristas always have a latte on their plate.
90. Brew-st friends
91. Brew-dicrous

Funny Coffee Pun Names

Need some inspiration for coffee pun names? Here are my top picks!

1. Shawn Blend-es
2. Bean-yonce
3. Ariana Grande
4. Paul Brewman
5. Chris-bean-a Aguilera
6. Brew Carey
7. Michael Muglas
8. Bean Affleck
9. Java the hut
10. Scarlett Cup of Johanssen
11. Al Cappuccino
12. Brew Brees

Coffee Shop Name Puns

If you are searching for a witty name for your coffee shop, I would consider some of these:

1. Grindin’ Beans Cafe
2. Central Perk
3. Deja Brew
4. The Busy Bean
5. Steamy Beans
6. Bean Dreaming
7. Latte Love Cafe
8. Brewhaha
9. Beany Shop
10. Grounds Coffee
11. Bean there, drank that
12. Java the Hutt
13. Latte Latte Da
14. Hand Grown, Hand Ground
15. New Day, New Brew
16. Bean Counters
17. The Local Bean

Funniest Coffee Jokes

Dad jokes might be predictable, but dubious art is behind it. Let’s take away with some mirthful coffee (dad) jokes!

1. When you’re craving a cup of coffee, always remember that the ends justify the beans.
2. What did the director say at the end of the coffee commercial? That’s a frappe!
3. Why did the kangaroo stop drinking his cup of coffee? It made him too jumpy.
4. What did the Starbucks employee say when the police called and said a robber was at large? You mean “At Venti?”
5. Some people lift weights. Personally, I prefer to French press.
6. What happens if you touch Dad’s coffee? You’ll be grounded!
7. That movie we watched was all froth and no substance.
8. What’s a barista’s favorite morning mantra? Rise and grind!
9. The craziest thing happened when I was drinking my coffee this morning. I had a déjà brew!
10. Don’t talk to Dad before he’s had his espresso, or he’ll lose his tamper.
11. I didn’t choose the mug life; the mug life chose me.
12. What did the coffee say about its late assignment? Better latte than never!
13. How does an IT guy drink coffee? He installs Java.
14. Words cannot espresso what you bean to me.
15. What’s it called when you steal someone’s joe? Mugging.
16. What’s Mr. Coffee’s favorite film? A Mug’s Life
17. Why did Mr. Coffee call the police? Because he was mugged!
18. What do you call a sad cup of coffee? A depresso.
19. What did the coffee addict say to his doctor? I don’t have a problem with coffee, I have a problem without it.
20. Why did it take the bean so long to do its homework? Because it was procaffeinating.
21. What should a father say to his daughter every day? You’re brewtiful.
22. Why was the coffee-shop worker fired? He kept showing up in a Tea-shirt.
23. What do gossiping pots do? Spill the coffee beans.
24. What do you say when someone gives you a Mr. Coffee Iced? Cool beans!
25. How do you make beef jerky? Give it a cup of joe.
26. Affogato to tell you something: You’re the greatest.
27. What did the coffee bean keep checking his watch? Because he was pressed for time.
28. What kind of coffee like to race? Instant from an espresso machine.
29. If this is decaf, we’re gonna have a latte problems.
30. Does the cafe shop have grounds to be operating in the black?
31. Who forgot to clean the coffee maker? Come on, spill the beans.
32. A cappuccino walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Hit me with your best shot.”
33. You spilled your entire cup of coffee? What’s sumatra with you?
34. What did the new Starbucks employee say after her first month? Working at Starbucks has lots of perks and even more TikTok drinks.
35. What’s the opposite of coffee? Sneezy.
36. What did Mr. Coffee say when he went to space? “Bean me up, Scotty.”

Take Away

I must admit, that was brew-tal! I hope you enjoyed these hilarious coffee puns as much as I did. Make sure to save your favorite ones for later to impress your coffee-loving friends or your local barista. And if you are a barista yourself, these are great to throw in while serving your favorite customers. It might earn you some extra tips!

And speaking of tips, check out these top barista tips and tricks to become a pro!